"Olde English Bulldogge"
I am an Olde English Bulldogg and I am your best friend. Just look to your side and I'll be there.
I am the most loyal friend you will ever have. Look at me looking right into your eyes, see me figuring out your needs, your desires. For I am an Olde English Bulldogg, and I love you.
I will show you affection like you have never known. I will play with your children with a mothers touch. I will love your family and your friends as if they were mine, and they will love me back, for I am an Olde English Bulldogg.
I will make you laugh uncontrollably, all the while I am ready to defend you against any intruder. I am a product of genetic mastering. I am smarter, faster and more agile than any of the other bully breeds.
Due to this genetic cross breeding, my coat has changed and I have no skin allergies, my muzzle is longer than the other bully breeds so I breath very well – watch me run! My eyes have no glandular problems and I don’t jave bulging eyes. I can cool myself very well.
In other words, I am perfect, for I am an Olde English Bulldogg and I am your best friend.